allyouseeistemorary-deactivated asked: seriously, you are pretty cute, I know it sucks sometimes to be rejected but damn someday you will find that somebody.
G'NIGHT, haters. →
What are some things to do besides molest...
Knit! See a movie! Molest children! “No we are looking for things besides molesting children.” Go Fishing! “Go Fishing! that’s a good one!”
i do my best blogging when im drunk
Anonymous asked: Post your cooter!
If you are between the ages of 50-85
you will probably die soon, you old motherfucker. Here, let us try and make your funereal as cheap as possible. kbythnx -Cloniel Penn.
I am in a very exclusive group, A.A.A.A.A.
Angry Americans Against Acronym Abuse
you can only go to The Raging Pussies concert if you Shovel the driveway Clean out the gerage and bring Democracy to Cuba
before I go to sleep, if sleep is possible. →
whats spidermans eyeholes made of
vouisluitton: HATER BLOCKAS
so i cant breath well right now…………
HAHA HERE'S A JOKE
humantic: Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE YOLO
“Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin’, Tossed salad and scrambled eggs Oh My Mercy (alt: Quite stylish.) And maybe I seem a bit confused, Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! But I don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They’re callin’ again. (The following are alternate endings) They’re callin’ again. ...
hunterxeyes replied to your photo: Cristen post these. I know ask you can think about… Cristen post these. I know all you can think about is using my boobs for some kind of black mail.* CORRECTED si, got that smartphone text swag.
I'm a Master Baiter.
truck-sweat replied to your photo: Cristen post these. I know ask you can think about… iiiii kinda wanna fuck ngl. what else is new ;)
Sheldon should date Fraiser's ex-wife.
I dont have ‘curves’ I have bumbs get the fuck over it.
I met a guy who went by Gucci today so I...
being fat is unhealthy really, are you a doctor? yeah, it might be for the most part, but its not like i sat there and ate and ate and ate and never went running or played sports, it’s not like I dont do that shit now, uhm pretty sure I can run, jump, breath and all that shit and not be skinny. yes id love to look nicer but goddamn why do people feel the need to attack your appearance. ...